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The sign in your bio

A sun sign on a dating profile does three jobs at once. What each one is worth, and what a twelve-way sort settles before two people have spoken.

Two ways in. The gist assumes you have never met any of this before.

A black and white engraving on aged, lightly stained paper, taller than it is wide, marked Plate V at the top right. The heading reads THE ANCIENT ZODIAC OF EGYPT, and under it, in smaller italic capitals, WITH THE ORIGINAL ASTERISMS. Most of the sheet is one large circle cut by ruled lines into twelve equal wedges. Around the outer rim each wedge carries the Latin name of a zodiac sign in capitals, its written symbol, and a number from one to twelve: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricornus, Aquarius, Pisces. Inside each wedge a small creature is drawn along the rim, a lion for Leo and a long crab for Cancer among them, and below it sits a larger figure in Egyptian dress, some of them with animal heads. A ring of Latin names runs nearer the middle, among them Ibis, Hermanubis, Hercules et Apollo, Apis seu Osiris, Canopus, Typhon and Anubis. At the centre a many-pointed star burst throws fine ruled lines outward across the wedges. Along the bottom of the circle are the words FROM THE BARBERINI MUSEUM, and beneath it a line of engraved script inscribing the plate to Francis Wilford.
The Ancient Zodiac of Egypt with the Original Asterisms, engraved by Inigo Barlow, London, undated. Wellcome Collection via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 4.0.

The sign sits near the bottom of a short list. On Hinge the list is called My Vitals, and the sign comes in after ethnicity, family plans and pets. It is the smallest field on the page. Sagittarius is the longest of the twelve possible answers at eleven characters, and Leo is three. Twelve answers exist and the profile shows one of them, so there is no room for the things people actually say about their birth: that it happened at home, that nobody wrote down the hour, that their family counts the sign a different way.

Look at what the field is not doing. It is not collecting information. A sun sign is simply the sign the sun stood in on the day somebody was born, so the date settles it and nothing else is needed. The app has held your date of birth since the day you signed up, because it had to know your age. The twelve answers were already sitting in its database. What the field actually asks is whether it may print one of them next to your face.

That is the first thing worth knowing about a sign in a bio. Before it is a belief, it is a display setting.

Now the three things the word does once it is switched on.

The first is shorthand. Eleven characters is not much room, and the sign fills it with two separate cargoes. One is a claim about temperament, delivered without any of the argument that would normally have to come with it. Nobody writes I am impatient in the mornings and slow to forgive. They write Aries, and a reader who accepts the system fills in the rest at no cost to either party. The second cargo is a date. Anyone who reads Sagittarius knows you were born inside a particular stretch of about thirty days, and your age is already printed two lines above. People who would never post their birthday post their sign, which is the same fact at lower resolution. That is not a danger. It is just more than most people think they are saying.

Often the content of the shorthand matters less than the fact of it. A sign typed after a job title reads as a filing decision. The same word typed after a line about a dog reads as a joke, and the joke is doing the real work: it says this person is willing to be summarised, and does not mind you knowing they know it is a summary. If a reader cannot tell which one they are looking at, they miss most of the point. The dropdown gives them no help, because it squeezes the joke and the filing decision into the same eleven characters.

The filter runs on the other phone

The second job is the one that gets used silently.

Bumble puts star sign in its Advanced Filters, next to height, education, religion, politics, drinking, smoking and wanting children. All of it sits behind a paid subscription. Tinder has an Astrology Mode. You give it your birth place and time. It works out your sun, moon and rising signs, keeps those details off the public profile, and uses them to show you people it treats as a match. Those are not the same product. One is a sieve you hold; the other is a sorting the app does on your behalf. Both of them run before anybody speaks.

That is the part I want to sit with. A filter is a private instrument. It works on a stranger's phone, in a stranger's hand, and it produces no message. The person it removes is never shown a screen saying so. There is no reply to compose, no case to make, nothing to be annoyed by. From the far side of the filter, nothing happens at all. A decision about two people has been taken by one of them, using a word, in a place where the other cannot know a decision was available.

The size of it is easy to count. Twelve categories means that ruling out one sign removes roughly one in every twelve people you would otherwise see. Rule out three and you have cut about a quarter of them. That is a large piece of a city to lose on one word.

I am not building to a scolding here. People filter on far less than a sign every day, on a bad photograph, a spelling mistake, a shirt. Everybody sorts, and a person choosing who to spend an evening with owes nobody a justification. The question is only whether you know the size of the cut you are making, and whether you would still make it if the number were printed next to the switch. Nobody prints the number next to the switch.

The third job is the easiest to underrate. The sign is an opening line.

Ask a stranger what they do and you have asked a question that sorts by income and often dies in one turn. Ask a stranger their sign and you get an answer immediately, from anyone, with no preparation, and the answer arrives with a follow-up already attached to it: agreement, a complaint about being misrepresented, a counter-question. It is a question with a guaranteed second turn. Formats keep whatever guarantees a second turn, and drop whatever does not. The field's value to the people who built it can be measured in replies, and replies are not the same thing as accuracy.

Which sign the app means

The twelve-way sort reached the phone through print, and it is worth knowing how recently. In 1930 the Sunday Express asked R. H. Naylor for a piece on the newborn Princess Margaret. It went well enough that the paper kept him on, other papers followed with astrologers of their own, and by 1937 he was writing a regular column arranged by the twelve signs. A newspaper page is one size and it has to serve every reader who buys the paper. Twelve paragraphs was about as personal as one page could get.

That is where the resolution comes from. Not from the sky, and not from any tradition's idea of what a person is, but from how much personalisation would fit on a printed sheet in the 1930s. The dropdown in your profile inherited the column's twelve boxes without inheriting its excuse, since a phone could perfectly well hold more.

There is a further wrinkle for anyone reading this in India, and it is the kind that changes the word rather than the argument. The sign these apps print is counted from the seasons. Indian reckoning counts from the stars, and the two counts have drifted far enough apart that the Indian one usually puts your sun a sign earlier. A profile that says Leo very often belongs to somebody an astrologer at home would file under Karka (कर्क), Cancer.

And when Indian practice names one sign, it usually names the moon's, the janma rashi (janma rāśi, जन्म राशि), rather than the sun's. Which sign an app prints for either one depends on where that app starts counting the zodiac from, a disagreement Meghnad has worked through. So the word in the bio is not the word the family uses, and neither of them is a reading. A chart is a long list of positions. The field holds one of them, rounded to the nearest twelfth. Families who sit down to compare two charts before a marriage use an instrument with a great many more parts and its own serious problems, which Nikhil has counted out.

None of this makes the bio dishonest. A profile is not a chart and has never claimed to be one. But it does mean two people can sort each other by a word neither one has checked, in a system neither one chose. That system was sized by a newspaper's printing limits, from before their grandparents were born.

Here is the habit, and it is small. When a sign stops you, on somebody else's profile or in your own editor, name which of the three jobs you are asking of it. If it is an opening line, keep it. It is a good one, better than most things people put in that space, and it costs nothing. If it is shorthand, read the line underneath it before you let the shorthand stand, because the line underneath is where the joke or the filing decision actually shows. If it is a filter, you are allowed to use it. Just know that you are removing about one person in every twelve, and that the ones removed are never told.

The field takes one tap either way. The useful question is not whether Leo is true. It is what you have hired the word to do.